/* * Sun's Java is often touted as being "portable", even though my code won't * suddenly become uber-portable if it's in Java. Truth is, Java's one of * the most ugly, slow, and straitjacketed languages ever. It's popular * mainly because people hear the word "portable" and go "ewww". * * This program, then, is dedicated to bringing about the death of Java. We * good coders have been oppressed for too long by the lame language * decisions of pointy-haired bosses and academics who should know better. * It's time we stand up against this junk, and bring back the fun in * programming! Viva La Revolution! */ #define aSet c #define BufferedReader(x)1 #define byte Y[I][_^1]?do(:):_&1?do(.):do(`):8;++y;} #define class int N=0,_,O=328,l=192,y=4,Y[80][64]={0},I;struct #define do(c)a(#c "\b") #define err c,c #define getAllStrings(x));q() #define if(x)b(#x) #define IOException #define line c #define main(a)b(char*x){w...